troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

(Source: sorry)

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officialunitedstates:

pure-elysium:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  wow look at those snails go

How is that a fact.

look at them go

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tyleroakley:

sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

tyleroakley:

sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

(Source: massacrechips)

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Rupert + Tom (Band of Brothers)

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